Superlative

Superlative
By Auntie B 2/13/10

I'm not the cool kid
The breaks-every-rule kid
I'm not the bright kid
The she's-always-right kid
I'm not the slow kid
Not the fast kid
Not the first kid
Nor the last kid
Not the cute kid
Not the gross kid
Not humble
Nor a one-to-boast kid
Not the most talented
Nor the most lame
Not best or worst
At any game

No, there's only one thing
That I seem to be
The absolute greatest at--
That's being me!